Also coming soon to TVI

Lip-syncing in Blode: how to make a better Blode?
We've asked experts on how to talk with Blode.

unFun Fact

This slide was a major influence on KRELVEC TV.

Me singing L'Atacco dei Banchieri

Click here and be amazed

Coming soon to TVI

Attack on Banks, the new Mary Poppins meets SnK spinoff.

The mince pies will soon be mine

Christmas version of the Weebl event at a bunker led by RTP. More Space Trip 3 today.

SIC in 2015

The new SIC will feature:
-12 hours of ads/day
-12 hours of shows/day
-News from a talking smartphone
-This
-That
-Anything else I can think of

TVI Hungria launches today

Today marks the launch of TVI Hungria, TVI's channel for Hungarian audiences. The crown jewel of TVI Hungria is Somos Hungria, the country's first Pimba music show, hosted by Nuno Eirókavo and Mónika Jardimkva.
Before launching, the channel got successful ratings.

100th Post

This is the 100th post.
Nothing celebratory today.

London Totimorphus: four-parter in the days to come

Finally I'll do my promises and make something about London Totimorphus.

Tired of China

I feel a bit tired of China
because China tires me
and who tires me is a
loser from a gaming
competition in the
north of Seoul, in
the district of
Mapo.

Is there any Mastin in the house?

No.
Is Mastin illegal in my hallucinations?
No.

Coming soon to TubeSynch: Random TV

Because I need a TV channel operating on a faux budget.

A new season of Milhão de Telemóvel premieres on SIC today

Once again, at the usual time of 19:00.
This season of the famously bad gameshow will not include 760 dialing.

The pies will soon be mine

RTP has made the unanimous decision to hide five people in a bunker for four hours while watching episodes of Weebl and Bob from 2003.
Chris Vick came in as a guest and presented his short film: "Space Trip 3: The Search for Cabbage".

Kingdouble to premiere at Sachonabo tonight

Kingdouble ceramic knives will premiere at Sachonabo at 22:00. The whole show will be presented in the Kingdouble accent.

TVI's ETI Finance schedule

Same as the new one but:
21:30 - Telenovelas

23:00 - Athipookal

00:00 - End of transmission (until 06:00)

06:00 - Ahipookal

TVI's new schedule

06:30 - News
10:00 - Athipookal
10.30 - Comments on the day's Athipookal episode
11:00 - Roda Você at high speed
13:00 - News
14:30 - Athipookal
16:00 - Another Tamil drama
17:00 - Doraemon
18:00 - Doraemon: The Drama Seies
20:00 - News
21:30 - Prime time schedule, same as you already know
01:00 - Athipookal marathon

Sachonabo has lost in ratings again

This time, RTP 1 was showing the wrong channel.
Tomorrow, don't miss Ervrivrio Vrovrio's cameo on SUPERTIME.

RTP to win in ratings again

RTP has quickly acquired the rights to air Athipookal.

They will make the remake first.

The first episode will be set at Sachonabo.

TVI acquired by ETI Finance

TVI has been acquired by the owners of Swarnavahini. Starting tomorrow, the schedules changes will be evident.

TVI to premiere show based on Sachonabo operation

The new show, based on the place in Almeirim and the GNR operation, will premiere next Saturday.

It will air weekly at 23:00. The show will have repeats at 03:00.

Bright and Breezy to get Sachonabo crossover

This new show will be airing live from KRELVEC TV's improvised studios in Almerim.

Later tonight on Bright & Breezy

More on the man from Central Vuvuzelas who has sustained his pension.

Sale of "La 400" pending

I have an old La 400, dated ca. 1964. The engines are slow.
I have roughly 300€ worth of payment money.

No one likes Mastin

Mastin has received new levels of impopularity. Mastin is now exclusive to Sachonabo.

SNAFU in Portugal

An acid rock band called SNAFU will perform at Sachonabo tonight.

Soon on 777 Casino

K-POP Square has a new season! Now running for two hours! You miss not on this opportunity!

777 Casino Highlights for tonight

21:00 - Athipookal (episode 12)
22:00 - Hong Kong Meng  Huan Shui Guo Pan
23:00 - Sonic Advance Turbo Remix Edition

Mastin new to Portugal

You can now acquire Mastin in Portugal's Sachonabo.

Mastin GOOD!

777 Casino to lead ratings tomorrow

777 Casino won with the Tamil dub of Athipookal.

RTP to make show with SHINee

A deal established between RTP and SM led to the creation of a new entertaniment show. The main starts will be SHINee.

Athipookal to get Portuguese remake

TVI will do a Portuguese remake of Athipookal soon. Nobody knows what will the Portuguese name be.

Athipookal did well in ratings

The first episode of Athipookal was viewed by over 12000 people, and a handful of escaped mental patients.

TVI lost in ratings

The Sachonabo clone was unsuccessful. The clone of the show had super low ratings.

TVI contracts Judi Spires

This is new but still, Judi Spires has been contracted by TVI to make an English news show. More details on TVI's new schedule soon.

Sachonabo wants to win the ratings again

This time on 777 Casino. The channel hasn't been measured in the rating boards for quite some time now.

TVI wants to compete with RTP 1's Sachonabo

This time TVI wants tomake a Pimba music concert live from Almeirim, every day, when Sachonabo is on.

TVI to premiere Indian telenovela Athipookal

Starting from next Monday at 10:00, TVI will air the Portuguese dub based on the Tamil dub of a telenovela. The show will be called Athipookal and will air for 2-3 years.

Sachonabo leads in ratings

RTP 1 has won the rating boards once again, Sachonabo became the most-watched show of the week.

RTP to premiere Bright & Breezy

Recently confirmedd by whoever works on the channel:
BRIGHT & BREEZY every night at 20:00, on RTP 1.

News with NEW ROMANCE - YOU'RE MY FIRST LOVE.

I need my Goalini

and Super Lemon Dew
and Marshal Chips

CHAT CHAT CHAT LINE

RTP needs a chat line. It's the key to improvement, I think.
24/7 I THINK
CHAT
CHAT
CHAT LINE

Still not yet

When will CN HQ return?

Mau Tempo no Canal

Yes, it's raining

A sample schedule of what will RTP 1 become in some time

06:00 - News
10:00 - Na Casa do Toy
13:00 - News
14:00 - Sachonabo
18:00 - News
19:00 - The Price is Right: Sachonabo Edition
20:00 - News
21:00 - Welcome to Sachonabo
22:00 - Água de Sachonabo
23:00 - WWTBAM: Sachonabo Edition
00:00 - Portugueses Pelo Mundo: Sachonabo Edition
02:00 - Sachonabo

Your Shout: Na Casa do Toy

What do you think of the new format?

RTP to premiere Sachonabo

It has been recently confirmed that Sachonabo will premiere on RTP 1. The show will be hosted by Rita Salema and will feature transvestites and strobe lights. It will air live from Almerim.

Changes at RTP

Morning show Agora Nós is renamed Na Casa do Toy.
The name will be unrelated with the show's content.

EXCLUSIVE SCENE FROM THE NEW SEASON OF SAM&CAT

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Do you like Krelvec?

If you like it, a two-parter based on London Totimorphus will be produced soon.

New show soon

It will be called Sachonabo and the show will air on 777 Casino.
Tagline: Na Sachonabo eu sou feliz

New continents

Ponte de Sôr and Matosinhos.
Available at Sachonabo, prices vary between 5 and 10 euros.
You''ll find many elephants in Matosinhos.

Broken News

Right, we all know Mariah Carey drinks elephant-

An entire day of a channel from an alternate dimension squeezed in 17'45'''

Spend 17'45'' with Krelvec Television, a very special station that I can't believe it exists in another dimension. Right from 6pm to well past midnight.
One, two, one, reverse, reverse
Bright & Breezy at 04:14, 08:03 and 11:16

Darwin the Merman turns 3 today

Yes, it's the third anniversary of the creation that I want to see on Cartoon Network one day. All About Darwin has more on it.