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And I feel OK

for now

or else

we are argiung

(already in progress)

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NTR - Schedule for December 23rd, 2014

06:00 - Morning News
09:00 - The People of the Valley
09:30 - Trance TV
10:00 - Noteworthy Notes
10:30 - Wildly Awful
11:00 - Sport Hole
12:00 - News at Twelve
12:30 - Castle Farm
13:25 - News Summary
13:30 - Japanese People Learning English From Papers
14:00 - Why I like Nuno Eirókavo
15:00 - Bakkwo Time
16:00 - News at Four
16:10 - Tom R. Toe's Farm
16:20 - confused?!
16:25 - Cow and Chicken
16:50 - Donor Kebab: The Animated Series
17:15 - Lewis Rudkin SX: England
17:30 - Newsceleb
17:35 - Grudge Hill
18:00 - News at Six
18:30 - Cattle Farm
19:00 - Castle Games
19:45 - Dartmouth
20:30 - 5CI
21:00 - News at Nine
21:45 - Camperton Bay
22:40 - Curley results
22:45 - Eco Beach
23:30 - News Summary
23:40 - Why I Want To See Whigfield At Stadium
23:45 - Get Hen!
00:30 - Violinists on Acid
01:00 - End of transmission (resumes at 06:00)

5CI's 25th season is OK

Just so you know.

Coming soon from the makers of Camperton Bay:

DARTMOUTH: SEASON TWENTYstarting tomorrow at 19:45
before 5CI

Camperton Bay is not new

NTR knows that it's the third season but still knows that they're treating it as a separate new show.

They feel OK

Camperton Bay reaches it's third season with six more episodes, totalling the number of episodes to eighteen.

It's a promising new start for a promising new show.

New on NTR

Like it's promise
Like it's feeling good
CAMPERTON BAY - NEW SEASON TOMORROW NIGHT AT 21:45 ON NTR

It's a Sachonabo Christmas!

Probably not.
RTP decided to revoke their contract with Sachonabo.

I think I'm having a relapse

What's with all this random posting?
Suddenly it feels like PIPI HAHAMOGGIES 2.0.

Money?

Continue?

Answers:

NTR isn't that receptive to anime.

Anime on NTR?

Requests:

PLEAS SHOW DORAEMON

PLEASH SOHW PHIAESND ANDFSA FENRB

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I like Superkong 74

The best game ever?






The best game ever!

300 years of Hong Kong 97

Remember that movie?
HONG KONG 67
or
HONG HONG 107

5CI houses

Some counts

I have counts
Some counts
Lots of counts
5CI is a good show

NTR 5CI launched today

FINALLY!!!

Russia, Firefox, Linux

Look, Russia has been binge-watching this blog.
Technically I want to make content suitable to Russians.

Not much money

to buy Tsum Tsum toys

oh well

Some trips

I FEEL TRIPPY
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NTR doesn't show Athipookal

We are like 777 Casino, as long as we're Athipookal-free.

NTR 5CI launches tomorrow

New channel from NTR

NTR needs ratings

NTR is one of the most-watched channels, to say the least.
SOON: NTR Dramas

NTR's channels

NTR
NTR Culture
NTR News
NTR Sports
NTR Kids
NTR World
soon to launch: NTR Tom R. Toe

Free trips to Sachonabo are possible

Yes, they are possible

E se passásse-mos para a mesa!

Soon on NTR Sports

Exclusive coverage of the 3rd division of the Himalayan Amateur Football League, the AFA Champions Lig and the Richard Littlejohn Football Cup.

What's a driving rang?

A driving range for illiterate people.

NTR Morning News

The show that makes you feel at home

NTR - Schedule for December 22nd, 2014

06:00 - Morning News
09:00 - The People of the Valley
09:30 - Trance TV
10:00 - Noteworthy Notes
10:30 - Wildly Awful
11:00 - Sport Hole
12:00 - News at Twelve
12:30 - AFA Champions Lig: Obonsam vs. Besu
14:55 - News Summary
15:10 - i have a condition
15:17 - Then she lit up a candle/Uu chinito pecando
16:00 - News at Four
16:10 - Tom R. Toe's Farm
16:20 - confused?!
16:25 - Cow and Chicken
16:50 - Race Tin Flash N Dash SX: England
17:15 - Lewis Rudkin SX: England
17:30 - Newsceleb
17:35 - Grudge Hill
18:00 - News at Six
18:30 - Cattle Farm
19:00 - Castle Games
20:00 - 5CI
20:30 - Pointful
21:00 - News at Nine
21:45 - Lavish Movie Night: Too Many Ostriches
22:40 - Curley results
22:45 - as 21:45 (continues)
23:30 - News Summary
23:40 - Nuno Eirókavo is pretentious
00:15 - Hot Lava Java
00:30 - Ti'Anica
01:30 - end of transmission (resumes at 06:00)

We all have 1M$

I feel rich now.

Can I go to Sachonabo?

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Sachonabo launches literary genre

Everybody's a Almerim's Sachonabo.

A new literary genre was created.

It's called "vomit reading".

Mastin at Sachonabo again

Once again at Sachonabo due to heavy requests.

Still bored

Try this for size: 0891 55 00 55

We need Ceylinco Life

Why can't Sri Lankan companies invest in Portugal?

We need it.

And Commercial Credit.

And Munchee.

And Bank of Ceylon.

Hate to be bad

But hate to be good
(song lyrics)

Nine glorious years of Continue

(cake by teamsonic123)

YES/NO/CONTINUE

Also tomorrow on NTR: Ti' Anica

The low-budget Portuguese Titanic.

Tomorrow on NTR: Too Many Ostriches

Low-budget Disney movie about a bloke who goes to a national park with more ostriches than on the brochure.

Why 5CI is good

It's a good show, tons of seasons and over 500 episodes.

I like the characters, the plots and the storyline.

Why I hate Milano Mario

The team is awful
Go Samtron
Go 5CI
Go Athipookal
Go Pipi
Go Hahamoggies

It has to be

Descontrair é tem que ser no Alfa.

How do you feel watching 5CI?

1 - OK
2 - It's the best show
3 - Man O Man
4 - Gunk Iller

Why am I doing this to me?

Why am I taking hallucinations?
5CI forever

What' your favorite episode of 5CI?

There are over 500 episodes but still my favorite is the one that features this for one minute:

Portuñolese

TVI will start broadcasting in Portuñolese. The language attracts more viewers because they just want a full service in their language.

MBC - Schedule for December 22nd, 2014

05:30 - Morning Delectations
With Anne, Rene, Claus and Soren.
07:00 - MBC News Today
With Richard Littlejohn and some bloke made on Paint.
08:10 - Kingdouble ad
08:15 - Fish Hooks
08:20 - Athipookal
09:45 - Ecological Operators 140

Yet another episode of the famed Italian series everybody likes. Sponsored by Fotoringhiere Blasio. (Producer: Mauro Maura)
10:30 - Fish Hooks
10:55 - Llaves en Acapulco
Cheaply-dubbed Mexican telenovela about a group of keys living in Acapulco. (Producer: Cheese Pirito)
11:00 - Fish Hooks
11:15 - Phineas and Ferb
(Because we're contractually obliged to air it.)
12:00 - Fish Hooks
12:05 - MBC Newsdesk
Summary.
12:10 - now that's what I call a fat arse! 23
13:00 - Fish Hooks
13:30 - Movie: Ecuadorian Acid Trip
15:15 - Secret Monologs with Artist Hayles
15:25 - Euroipods ad
15:30 - Fish Hooks
15:40 - INTERCEPTOR
15:55 - Hot Afternoon
The worst afternoon show ever.
16:15 - Fish Hooks
17:15 - Celebrity Drugs
Telenovela about a female celebrity who carries illicit items on her bag on an airport.
17:55 - Carpet Festival
Music videos starring bands composed entirely of anthropomorhic carpets that sing.
18:20 - now that's what I call a fat arse! 23
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19:10 - Ciocotossico 7: In The Big City
Cult Italian series about a group of toxicodependents in a big city.
19:45 - Khyber in the Big City
Show about a merman who has to cope with life in the big city. (Producer: Khyber Waterman)
20:25 - Weather
20:30 - MBC Newsdesk
21:00 - MBC Gossipdesk
21:30 - Fish Hooks
21:35 - Movie Cinema: Fish Hooks: Across the Darwin the Merman Dimension
22:45 - Doraemon Gets Celebrity Vomit
22:50 - Grande Porcello
Live from the Grande Porcello house.
23:10 - Game TV
Big Look Circus: The Game
23:55 - News Summary
00:05 - Get Hen!
Interactive Japanese game show.
00:40 - Fish Hooks
01:30 - Toxic Raves
02:30 - Toxic Rabies

Tom R. Toe tomorrow night on 777 Casino's K-POP square

777 Casino's K-POP square will focus on non-K-POP music for the first time.

The special guest will be Tom R. Toe.

Next week on TVK

Christmas specials of Athipookal and others
Behind-the scenes of Athipookal
Persian Medallion to be reduced to ten minutes
Persian Vergallion to be reduced to five minutes

TVI-ITN tomorrow

06:00 - Athipookal
13:00 - News
14:00 - Athipookal
20:00 - News
21:00 - Athipookal
00:00 - Athipookal talk shows
01:00 - Athipookal

No Athipookal tonight on all Portuguese channelsthat bought it

RTP 1
TVK
TVI-ITN
and others
777 Casino is not affected.

TVK - Schedule for December 15th, 2014

06:00 - As 777 Casino
07:00 - TVK News
07:30 - Fort Boyard: Ice Paradise
08:30 - Athipookal
09:00 - TVK News
09:30 - Fort Boyard: Ocean Base
10:30 - Fort Boyard: an apartment
11:30 - Adventures of Sonic EXE the Hedgehog
Television series from an alternate dimension produced in 666. To win a free episode, call 707 33 44. Kekas prekosis!
12:00 - TVK News
12:45 - TVK Sports
13:25 - Tekken: The Drama
Japanese drama series based on the always popular video game series.
13:37 - the 1337 show
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14:00 - TVK News
14:05 - News in Khmer
14:10 - News in Sinhala
14:15 - sonic.exe
We just wanted to air the movie because we could.
14:30 - Chimp on a Bike
Simple comic pratfalls with a semi-trained circus chimp designed to amuse and sedate viewers recovering from a night of unbelievable excess. (Producer: Helen Back)
15:00 - Persian Medallion
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Capture the light.
Surrender your soul.
Celebrate the POWER of
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Persian Medallion. Two hours of live jewelry bids for the dishearted.
17:00 - TVK News
17:15 - Persian Vergallion
Open your wallet.
Capture the video.
Celebrate the power of
Pure Glitter
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Persian Vergallion. Because nobody understands our jewelry bids.
17:45 - Mick Hucknall in Japan
Episode 6: Niigata. In this episode, Mick Hucknall gives a concert at the Tori Messe, then he becomes a drug dealer. (Producer: Dan Baian)
18:30 - Uncle Grandpa in my Pocket
19:00 - TVK News
20:00 - Movie Cinema: Nobita's Dinosaur
Nobita protected a dinosaur from hunters from the future who wanted to kill it and sent it to the past. Because of an error, Nobita and his friends came back to the past by the time machine and moved the dinosaur from North America to Japan. They the met the hunters and ran away. However, the dinosaur with Nobita and his friends was caught. The Tyrannosaurus and universe-police helped them and gave the dinosaur freedom and let it roam in nature. Nobita and his friends come back to the 20th century. (1980 JP; 1997 UK)
DORAEMON: Rowan Atkinson
NOBITA: Peter Bennet-Jones
SHIZUKA: Tim Bevan
SUNEO: Richard Curtis
JAIAN: Eric Fellner
ADDITIONALS: Rebecca O'Brien; Sue Vertue
21:45 - Doraemon
At primetime in order to compete with the telenovelas on the crappy channels.
22:45 - Fish Hooks
23:30 - TVK News
23:45 - 200% Portugal
Extremely ludicrous talent show.
00:15 - Persian Medallion
Rerun at 2x speed.
01:15 - why do you care about whose stuff is whose
01:30 - End of transmission
Hope you had a wonderful day. As always, at 01:30, because we can't afford an extra half hour.

Gamtec acquires TVI-ITN

After only a few hours of speculation, Gamtec, the owners of 777 Casino, have just announced the acquisition of TVI-ITN, the company has also announced the acquisition of Athipookal.

Athipookal moves to TVI-ITN

Also: Gamtec acquires TVI-ITN. More on it soon.

Athipookal unpopular in Taiwan

777 Casino has just announced that Athipookal was unappealing for some of their demographics, including Taiwan.

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Clarence in Portuguese

So fun!

Do what I want to do

Commanding

you

to

make

exempt

posts.

Welcome to Central Vuvuzelas

tomorrow night on Aqua

21:00 CET

Aqua

My favorite TV channel

I want your farce

Surely?
Really?
I just don't understand.

FIAPETASBIT's workforce improved

It improved by 10%.
Wonderfully good.

Clarence to host the news on all Portuguese channels at 20:00 tomorrow

This will be unique.
Clarence will host the news.
On the main channels.
At 20:00.
He has unnoticed powers.

I still believe in Euroipods

I believe in Euroipods

TVI-ITN acquired by Richard Littlejohn

Richard Littlejohn has acquired TVI-ITN, a Portuguese-Sri Lankan investment and broadcasting group.
The new group will be part of Richard Littlejohn's personal company collection.

TVI renamed to ITN after acquisition

TVI is now under ITN's control.

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TVI launches Tamil channel

Tomorrow TVI will launch a Tamil channel using assets from various Tamil media companies.

Also coming soon to TVI

Lip-syncing in Blode: how to make a better Blode?
We've asked experts on how to talk with Blode.

unFun Fact

This slide was a major influence on KRELVEC TV.

Me singing L'Atacco dei Banchieri

Click here and be amazed

Coming soon to TVI

Attack on Banks, the new Mary Poppins meets SnK spinoff.

The mince pies will soon be mine

Christmas version of the Weebl event at a bunker led by RTP. More Space Trip 3 today.

SIC in 2015

The new SIC will feature:
-12 hours of ads/day
-12 hours of shows/day
-News from a talking smartphone
-This
-That
-Anything else I can think of

TVI Hungria launches today

Today marks the launch of TVI Hungria, TVI's channel for Hungarian audiences. The crown jewel of TVI Hungria is Somos Hungria, the country's first Pimba music show, hosted by Nuno Eirókavo and Mónika Jardimkva.
Before launching, the channel got successful ratings.

100th Post

This is the 100th post.
Nothing celebratory today.

London Totimorphus: four-parter in the days to come

Finally I'll do my promises and make something about London Totimorphus.

Tired of China

I feel a bit tired of China
because China tires me
and who tires me is a
loser from a gaming
competition in the
north of Seoul, in
the district of
Mapo.

Is there any Mastin in the house?

No.
Is Mastin illegal in my hallucinations?
No.

Coming soon to TubeSynch: Random TV

Because I need a TV channel operating on a faux budget.

A new season of Milhão de Telemóvel premieres on SIC today

Once again, at the usual time of 19:00.
This season of the famously bad gameshow will not include 760 dialing.

The pies will soon be mine

RTP has made the unanimous decision to hide five people in a bunker for four hours while watching episodes of Weebl and Bob from 2003.
Chris Vick came in as a guest and presented his short film: "Space Trip 3: The Search for Cabbage".

Kingdouble to premiere at Sachonabo tonight

Kingdouble ceramic knives will premiere at Sachonabo at 22:00. The whole show will be presented in the Kingdouble accent.

TVI's ETI Finance schedule

Same as the new one but:
21:30 - Telenovelas

23:00 - Athipookal

00:00 - End of transmission (until 06:00)

06:00 - Ahipookal

TVI's new schedule

06:30 - News
10:00 - Athipookal
10.30 - Comments on the day's Athipookal episode
11:00 - Roda Você at high speed
13:00 - News
14:30 - Athipookal
16:00 - Another Tamil drama
17:00 - Doraemon
18:00 - Doraemon: The Drama Seies
20:00 - News
21:30 - Prime time schedule, same as you already know
01:00 - Athipookal marathon

Sachonabo has lost in ratings again

This time, RTP 1 was showing the wrong channel.
Tomorrow, don't miss Ervrivrio Vrovrio's cameo on SUPERTIME.

RTP to win in ratings again

RTP has quickly acquired the rights to air Athipookal.

They will make the remake first.

The first episode will be set at Sachonabo.

TVI acquired by ETI Finance

TVI has been acquired by the owners of Swarnavahini. Starting tomorrow, the schedules changes will be evident.

TVI to premiere show based on Sachonabo operation

The new show, based on the place in Almeirim and the GNR operation, will premiere next Saturday.

It will air weekly at 23:00. The show will have repeats at 03:00.

Bright and Breezy to get Sachonabo crossover

This new show will be airing live from KRELVEC TV's improvised studios in Almerim.

Later tonight on Bright & Breezy

More on the man from Central Vuvuzelas who has sustained his pension.

Sale of "La 400" pending

I have an old La 400, dated ca. 1964. The engines are slow.
I have roughly 300€ worth of payment money.

No one likes Mastin

Mastin has received new levels of impopularity. Mastin is now exclusive to Sachonabo.

SNAFU in Portugal

An acid rock band called SNAFU will perform at Sachonabo tonight.

Soon on 777 Casino

K-POP Square has a new season! Now running for two hours! You miss not on this opportunity!

777 Casino Highlights for tonight

21:00 - Athipookal (episode 12)
22:00 - Hong Kong Meng  Huan Shui Guo Pan
23:00 - Sonic Advance Turbo Remix Edition

Mastin new to Portugal

You can now acquire Mastin in Portugal's Sachonabo.

Mastin GOOD!

777 Casino to lead ratings tomorrow

777 Casino won with the Tamil dub of Athipookal.

RTP to make show with SHINee

A deal established between RTP and SM led to the creation of a new entertaniment show. The main starts will be SHINee.

Athipookal to get Portuguese remake

TVI will do a Portuguese remake of Athipookal soon. Nobody knows what will the Portuguese name be.

Athipookal did well in ratings

The first episode of Athipookal was viewed by over 12000 people, and a handful of escaped mental patients.

TVI lost in ratings

The Sachonabo clone was unsuccessful. The clone of the show had super low ratings.

TVI contracts Judi Spires

This is new but still, Judi Spires has been contracted by TVI to make an English news show. More details on TVI's new schedule soon.

Sachonabo wants to win the ratings again

This time on 777 Casino. The channel hasn't been measured in the rating boards for quite some time now.

TVI wants to compete with RTP 1's Sachonabo

This time TVI wants tomake a Pimba music concert live from Almeirim, every day, when Sachonabo is on.

TVI to premiere Indian telenovela Athipookal

Starting from next Monday at 10:00, TVI will air the Portuguese dub based on the Tamil dub of a telenovela. The show will be called Athipookal and will air for 2-3 years.

Sachonabo leads in ratings

RTP 1 has won the rating boards once again, Sachonabo became the most-watched show of the week.

RTP to premiere Bright & Breezy

Recently confirmedd by whoever works on the channel:
BRIGHT & BREEZY every night at 20:00, on RTP 1.

News with NEW ROMANCE - YOU'RE MY FIRST LOVE.

I need my Goalini

and Super Lemon Dew
and Marshal Chips

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Still not yet

When will CN HQ return?

Mau Tempo no Canal

Yes, it's raining

A sample schedule of what will RTP 1 become in some time

06:00 - News
10:00 - Na Casa do Toy
13:00 - News
14:00 - Sachonabo
18:00 - News
19:00 - The Price is Right: Sachonabo Edition
20:00 - News
21:00 - Welcome to Sachonabo
22:00 - Água de Sachonabo
23:00 - WWTBAM: Sachonabo Edition
00:00 - Portugueses Pelo Mundo: Sachonabo Edition
02:00 - Sachonabo

Your Shout: Na Casa do Toy

What do you think of the new format?

RTP to premiere Sachonabo

It has been recently confirmed that Sachonabo will premiere on RTP 1. The show will be hosted by Rita Salema and will feature transvestites and strobe lights. It will air live from Almerim.

Changes at RTP

Morning show Agora Nós is renamed Na Casa do Toy.
The name will be unrelated with the show's content.

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Do you like Krelvec?

If you like it, a two-parter based on London Totimorphus will be produced soon.

New show soon

It will be called Sachonabo and the show will air on 777 Casino.
Tagline: Na Sachonabo eu sou feliz

New continents

Ponte de Sôr and Matosinhos.
Available at Sachonabo, prices vary between 5 and 10 euros.
You''ll find many elephants in Matosinhos.

Broken News

Right, we all know Mariah Carey drinks elephant-

An entire day of a channel from an alternate dimension squeezed in 17'45'''

Spend 17'45'' with Krelvec Television, a very special station that I can't believe it exists in another dimension. Right from 6pm to well past midnight.
One, two, one, reverse, reverse
Bright & Breezy at 04:14, 08:03 and 11:16

Darwin the Merman turns 3 today

Yes, it's the third anniversary of the creation that I want to see on Cartoon Network one day. All About Darwin has more on it.

Milo Waterman

V1 V2

The main character of Tone of the Ocean.

Homestar has returned.

Five years ago today, Homestar Runner published the latest sbemail on the website: videography. Two days ago today, Strong Bad has returned after a few random appearances here and there during this very lenghty hiatus.
Here's my opinion on Fish Eye Lens: quite good, it recaptures previous PBTCs. The easter egg featuring The Cheat and Strong Bad was priceless.
I'm waiting for sbemail 206.

I'm making fanfiction

I will only release details to most of the public on Wednesday.

MBC - Schedule for September 29th, 2014

06:00 - MBC News Today

09:00 - Keys
Poorly-dubbed adaptation of a Mexican TV show based on the Brazilian dub of it. In this episode, Keys goes on vacation to Acapulco before getting hallucinated by American immigrants. (Producer: Cheese Pirito)
09:30 - MBC News Summary
09:40 - Gregoriations
Repeat aimed at angry loners who couldn't wake up late at night just to see it. (Producer: Fanã Camané)
10:15 - Chain Letters
More chain letters received by MBC. (Producer: Bamba Raha)
10:30 - Morning Forum
Not recommended to those of a nervous disposition because it isn't translated into Korean. (Producer: Kim Taek-Weong)
11:35 - Class of 2014
Animated series starring André 2014 and a bunch of college students. (Producer: Richard 2014)
12:00 - MBC News Today
12:30 - Sheider (シャイダー)
Crudely-made Japanese adaptation of El Chavo del Ocho, based on the English dub for it, Keys. In this episode, Sheider goes on vacation to Jeju Island and gets ostracized from a Chinese immigrant. (Producer: Shiro Minamoto)
13:00 - Pole Position
Anime starring Michael Schumacher. In this episode, Schumacher tries to defeat a mysterious racer from Sri Lanka. (Producer: Segata Sanshiro)
13:30 - Show
Today: Alexander Agricola. (Producer: Richard Agricola)
14:45 - Keys in Acapulco
Successful Brazilian telenovela about the life of a Brazilian key maker who has been erradicated in Acapulco for a long time. Today: betrayal. (Producer: Hang Mioku)
16:00 - Oh No You Den't!
Canadian hidden camera comedy show set at a dentist. (Producer: Carrie Carrie)
17:00 - MBC Evening News
With that bloke with the large eyes. (Producer: Richard Terald)
17:30 - Fish Hooks
18:00 - Fish Hooks
18:30 - Sheep in the Big City
19:00 - Pole Position
(see 13:00)
19:30 - Fish Hooks
20:00 - Fated To Love You
One of the most popular Taiwanese dramas, ask 777 Casino. This episode: I think you know what's going on... (Producer: Bingo King)
21:00 - MBC Newsdesk
With Sistar and SHINee. (Producer: Music Bank)
22:00 - Big Look Circus
Live stream.
22:15 - Fish Hooks
00:00 - Theatere
Tonight: Molesto the Ape: The Movie.
Illegal claymation. (Producer: Honma Mania)
01:50 - MBC News 24
02:05 - MBC Vomitdesk
Find out more about the latest vomits in your area. (Producer: Music Bank)
02:35 - Fish Hooks
05:30 - Sheider (シャイダー)
(see 12:30)

Coming soon: The Ad Analyzer

Because I need to talk about ads and the like.

Bê-vê

A letter everyone forgot.

E. Email Cummings

                                                                                                                                       I'm preTTy clever.
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Por fin chegou o dia...

Say hello to CN HQ again in September

Help with lost artwork

Does anoyone have any artwork from kmy1205, incluiding Merman Flounder? Literally all her artwork (excluiding photoshops) is nowhere to be seen, don't know why she left DeviantART and her artwork can no longer be seen.

Hallucinate yourself

and believe that you're watching every episode of Take a Letter, Mr. Jones in tandem.

B14?

I've never seen this trailer, but here goes:

Thanks to Ninja Movies Productions (Watch THIS!!!) for releasing it, that's probably their latest masterpiece.

EXCLUSIVE LOTTERY RESULTS

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31 is the bonus number
B is the bonus letter

TVI is rubbish

The human mirror ball

Now I have an account on Newgrounds

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The middle class

The middle class (pictured) is more common in the south of England than in the rest of it.

I'm making a game

It will be called Kevin's Adventure and will be similar to CN Summer Resort.
More details soon. It will be released on Newgrounds.

Blogging Excavations: 777 Casino - Schedule update

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Blogging Excavations: Portuguese Television For Dummies: Chapter 1: Overview

Hello. Welcome to a new series called Portuguese Television For Dummies.
In the first episode, let's make a general overview of Portuguese television.

Let's start with RTP 1.
RTP 1 is some sort of general channel.
In recent years it has become a rip-off of the private channels.
The most interesting thing about the channel is the prime time schedule, where the only enjoyable show that I seem to like is Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
It's a genuine Sunday alternative, especially because of the movies and the CW shows in the afternoon hours.

RTP 2 is a rather more highbrow/arts channel, even though lately, RTP 2 has been paying more attention to their cartoons in the morning and evening hours.
It was also famous for airing shows that other channels didn't air. 2 Broke Girls is an example: they aired it before any pay channel aired it!

SIC is a private channel. Recently it is an emulation of TVI because both want to be leader channels. SIC was the leader between 1994 and 2005.

TVI has been the leader for the past nine years. The channel was gifted to fill the entire primetime schedule with telenovelas (more on that later).
It also gave birth to the "760 call-in shows" which give money to the viewer, usually found on daytime shows and "pimba" music shows (again, more on that later).
Later, I will post part 2, which will be about daytime TV.

Blogging Excavations: My first anniversary on Toonzone

One year ago today, out of boredom, I joined the Toonzone forums.
The reasons? I had a fan blog dedicated to Cartoon Network HQ and Boomerang HQ. As the months progressed, it expanded its horizons, when I put Alan Partridges' soccer commentary from the fourth episode of The Day Today (THAAAAT WAS A GOAL).
I even included one of the Chanel 9 sketched from The Fast Show at one point! I was running out of ideas and I was constantly making fillers.
Toonzone changed my life. I had fear of joining it but then I got used to it.
I made 2100+ posts since December 30th, 2012, but I did private messages between users in the first two days.
I wish good luck for 2014 and I want CN HQ back.

Blogging Excavations: Commercial Breakdown review

This is my first show review since I made that one on Gravity Falls. This time we're looking at the BBC: particularly at one of their comedy shows:
Commercial Breakdown premiered in 1989 or so and lasted until 2008. I'm not sure if another season will come in the next five years.
In Portugal, it aired on SIC Radical (which back then was edgy to the average viewer) between 2008 and 2010.
Commercial Breakdown, for those who don't know, is a series composed entirely of bizarre television commercials from all around the world. I liked it, and it was entertaining.
The first series I remember seeing was hosted by Jo Brand, set in a living room, the second series featured Ruby Wax, set in a very futuristic room with red objects, and then Rory McGrath, and then Jimmy Carr. (There were also two series before Jo Brand's.)
In between the blocks of ads, we could listen to weird jokes by the presenter. My favorite was the one where the 99 on the ice cream van became a 69 and it
played "Je t'aime" instead of Greensleeves.
Overall , I give it a 7/10, but it displeases me that I can't watch 80% of the episodes on the internet. And there is no possible chance that BBC Entertainment will air it.

Have you a murky past?

How dare you

An announcement

I am in the process to post my TZ forum posts on the blog (having already done with 777 Casino) because no one reads my Toonzone blog anymore.

Neo Advance + game ideas

Back in April, during sprirg break, and after an extra week before it started because I was sick, I was a bit fascinated by the weather, 777 Casino and Sonic Advance. An idea sprung into my mind: a downloadable console where you could load games and would also include interesting features. It was called Neo Advance and will contain these features:
-Emulation of GBA games
-GBA-style games created by users
-Internet connection, mostly used for two-player gaming
-GBA style and fonts
I also have ideas for games like Sonic Advance 4.

Being sacked

Which one is better: being sacked by six to eight mermen or befriending one?
The answer is: befriend easily.
Why? Because there are problems in being sacked?
"If I got sacked by 6 to 8 mermen? That doesn't sound like something I could go to the police with. I'd have to seek out a bloody revenge by sponsoring a fishing tournament."
-Aquadementia
"And that happens very rarely outside of Low Tidings, so meh."
-RandomMe (that's me)
"If you wanted the predictable response for what to do when sacked by a gang of mermen you could have found it on answers.yahoo.com."
-Aquadementia
"Especially the manly ones from Flapjack."
-RandomMe
Legend tells it that the mermen have different styles. The ones from Flapjack don't eat candy and are tough and are known to look similar.

LONDON TOTIMORPHUS - Schedule for July 28th, 2014

16:30 - Khyber Gets a Hallucination
When a merman called Khyber gets a hallucination, he is allowed to make weird feats with his head. (Producer: Khyber Waterman)
17:00 - Tom R Toe
Because we're allowed to air. (Producer: madcatlady)
18:30 - Evening Gnus
Mammalian update with Gnu Edwards. (Producer: David Attenborough)
19:00 - Walk on the Un-Wild Side
Badly dubbed footage from wildlife documentaries as they are supposed to imitate things humans do. (Producer: the slightly cheaper David Hattenborough)
19:30 - Herman Geographic: The Life of Ajdar
Who is Ajdar Anik, a Turkish singer which is considered to be the country's hyper-star thanks to his amateur-looking music videos filmed with two cameras?  David Vaittenborough explains how. (Producer: David Vaittenborough)
20:00 - Who Are You?
Serious gameshow where people try and throw buckets of water to various contestants into sharp relief. (Producer: uh... what?)
21:00 - Nine O'Clock News
With Kyle Hunt-Geris.
21:25 - Badger Watch
Day 6 in our endless search to find the rarest badgers in existence. (Producer: Bob Fleming)
22:45 - Bathroom Utilities
Double bill of the ongoing bathroom drama series. Kyle Hunt-Geris tries to find the culprit of the murder of a harmful bloke which was murdered at a public bathroom at a mall in Stoke-on-Trent. (Producer: Kyle Hunt-Geris)
23:45 - Lymesworld
Live from the Lymesworld theme park, various contestants try to eat the most lymeswold cheese as possible. (Producer: Richard Honma)
01:00 - One O'Clock News
Repeat of the news bulletin from twelve hours ago. With Richard Hunt-Geris.
01:30 - Cervia Playoffs
Live from Italy.
02:00 - Experimentalist shorts
Uh, why?
02:30 - Tom R Toe
Until 6am or so. (Producer: madcatlady)

When Things Go Wrong in South Korea

First seen on SBS on May 15th, 2014:

International stardom

Well, who knows that I wanted to make the first English-speaking post about Canale Test, and a few Italians have been visiting this blog.

My next step: download the complete first and second season of Il Presepio and put it on my Youtube channel (when I want to make this).

All about Canale Test

For those who don't know, Canale Test is an Italian YouTube channel which has been around since 2005. The channel's slogan is "Where useless becomes more useless". Here's the backstory:
The creator of Canale Test, Andrea Tagliabue, founded a website called Deconstruction 3000 (still viewable here), whose first spoof was an illegal spoof of Pimp My Ride followed by "Il Presepio", the first reality show set at a nativity scene. In reality, according to a recent interview by Andrea for Poliradio's NERD, Pimp My Ride was the first to be filmed, however, Il Presepio was the first to be uploaded.
At the start of 2006, Canale Test launched on YouTube (as bandosbando). The name Canale Test wasn't used until July, when the first video involving the channel appeared, consisting of an add for a "find out what animal you are" mobile test and an ad for Special K featuring Oscar Wilde, with sweepstakes in order to win the 1768 bestseller "The Special K Diaries" and implicating that Oscar Wilde ate Special K, thanks to a TTS program (Voice5).

Thanks to an ad on Rai 1 for Lidl, he created the first Diddle ad (the first were Lidl ads before he found out that he was using those brands illegally).
His popularity skyrocketed when FLUX/QOOB aired his videos, considering that the channel accepted videos from anywhere on the internet. Later we get to know more about the channel's schedule:
TG TEST, whose 2006 editions were at 12:05. At one point it was made by Ervrivrio Vrovrio, famous for making a report on Yu-Gi-Oh matches held at schools, and that the stolen cards were used by the people who punished the school players. Other features include METEO, which is a weather forecast, GOSSIP (at one point), LEGGO SPORT (no prizes for guessing), CANI (which is about dogs), at one point a traffic update and at the end, the olbigatory plug for Luciniolo Bellammerda at 21:00, a spoof of Lucignolo Bellavita, focusing on random themes, mostly celebrity scandals and weird happenings, like dancing to literary poems at Planet Atmosfera 51, before it's revealed to be a repetitive sound effect.
OBESOPOTAMO, an animated series made "a long time ago", whose first episode references Sheep in the Big City. Each episode involves the titular character, a gray hippo, as he meets a zebra at some part of the world and then they dance to very old piano music. One episode was a spoof of Will and Grace (Obesopotamo & Zebro).
All Obesopotamo episodes are non-verbal, consisting of sound effects, music and text intertitles. Obesopotamo & Zebro breaks the convention by putting word ballons on the characters and Obesopotamo e la vacanza da un milione di dolari breaks another convention, as it features an anthropomorthic coffee machine from an ad for Hascell instead of Zebro.
LO SAI COME, a documentary series. It was revived in 2013 with new episodes. It's considered as a spoof of Rai 3's Lo Sai Perchè?
CAROSELLO (TAROCCO), a spoof of the Italian ads show of the same name. All ads feature Lanselmo and Bertoldo in spoofs of classic Italian ads. It was revived in 2013 for a spoof of the FIAT 400 (or, in this case, the FIAPETASBIT 400). Coincidentally, not too long after this premiered, Rai announced the return of Carosello as Carosello Reloaded.
OPERATORI ECOLOGICI 9, a spoof of Carabinieri. Only part of the intro was shown and it may have involved ecological operators in a junkyard.
EXTREME MELKIOVRE HOME EDITION, spoof of Extreme Makeover Home Edition. It was followed by a sequel, spoofing the Italian version of the show.
DMARX, the Marxist spoof of DMAX, considered as being "the real alternative to Western channels". The channel's schedule is a communist take on DMAX's schedule.
TROUT BOSS: IL BOSS DELLE TROTE, spoof of Cake Boss: Il boss delle torte. Once again, a spoof of what a typical Italian can watch on channels like DMAX or Real Time.
In the past, most Canale Test videos were preceded with ads for dubious brands:
HASCELL, a spoof of all those Planeta DeAgostini collection ads. These include ads for nonsensical language courses, wood collections and other stuff.
I PIRLEY, a spoof of I Finley. Consisting of Fedro, Khali, Erve and Kappa, this boyband is known as "today's band revelation". Famous for releasing Diventirai un frigobar and Citrosodina as well as their famous Khalifornication tour in 2007, it seems that the band that spoofed them had the same fate: no more albums and tours.
FRATELLI ZINGHERI, a financial group which does random stuff since 1978, like taking your money to Romania and let anyone get in your own house.
SAHARA, a car manufacturer, famous for releasing the Sahara Fry and Sahara Fry GPL models, The logo depicts a camel.
DIDDLE ads are posted separately. Generally the products are sold at nonsensical prizes and they sell nonsensical products as well.
In March 2007, Canale Test's official website was launched. It initially contained the Inutil-area inherited from the former website and a working forum. When Canale Test rebranded in 2012. both the Inutil-area and the forum were removed for unknown reasons.
The video format changed as well, which means that the show spoofs are no longer preceded by ads.
Anyway, I'll leave you with the interview he had at Poliradio's NERD, which has some more info on Canale Test:
With songs
Without songs:

Eurovision Song Contest 2015 - What to expect

THEME: 0891 50 50 50
VENUE: Somewhere abandoned in Vienna
PRESENTERS: Conchita Wurst and a woman whose alter ego is a man
COUNTRIES:
PORTUGAL will be represented by someone who's barely literate and can't make it past the final.
FRANCE will not take part because TWIN TWIN set a new low for the country.
ISRAEL will be represented once more by Dana International, as there has been a wildcard decision from the country.
Due to a severe lack of budget, ROMANIA will sing the same song from last year.
INTERVAL ACT: All interval acts are performed by Dana International, with her performance of DIVA on the final.
TOP 3: Estonia's cringeworthy song at third place, some rave song from Slovakia in 2nd place and Ákos Abonyi from Hungary at 1st place.

Arcos de Valdevez vs. St. Louis

THIS is St. Louis, the largest city of Missouri.

THIS is Arcos de Valdevez, a city located in north-western Portugal.

Which one of them is better?

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Facebook account and Dream World later this morning

My Facebook account will be registered later this morning. Also, I will finally launch Dream World, which happens to be the first blog focusing about the author's dreams.

Azerbaijan found me

It seems that my picture of a Ben 10 card (in Spanish) from CN PT's Facebook page was found by some Azeri bloke on Google Images.
Now Azerbaijan can find out who is Darwin Waterman.

New blog from RandomMe Entertainment coming this Friday - Dream World

Starting this Friday, RM Ent. will launch a new blog focusing on my dreams: Dream World.
Or later, depending on how I am.

Another CN PT fail

This time they said alguna. Viva el rey otra vez!

Change log - 10/07/2014

I finally worked out on how to add links.

An important message for Brazil

So today's July 7th

And don't comment on All About Darwin. I'll finish it later on.