segunda-feira, 22 de dezembro de 2014

La la la iei

And I feel OK
for now
or else
we are argiung
(already in progress)
Thrillsville.

I don't feel right

Mostly
but
no
~E. Email Cummings

NTR - Schedule for December 23rd, 2014

06:00 - Morning News
09:00 - The People of the Valley
09:30 - Trance TV
10:00 - Noteworthy Notes
10:30 - Wildly Awful
11:00 - Sport Hole
12:00 - News at Twelve
12:30 - Castle Farm
13:25 - News Summary
13:30 - Japanese People Learning English From Papers
14:00 - Why I like Nuno Eirókavo
15:00 - Bakkwo Time
16:00 - News at Four
16:10 - Tom R. Toe's Farm
16:20 - confused?!
16:25 - Cow and Chicken
16:50 - Donor Kebab: The Animated Series
17:15 - Lewis Rudkin SX: England
17:30 - Newsceleb
17:35 - Grudge Hill
18:00 - News at Six
18:30 - Cattle Farm
19:00 - Castle Games
19:45 - Dartmouth
20:30 - 5CI
21:00 - News at Nine
21:45 - Camperton Bay
22:40 - Curley results
22:45 - Eco Beach
23:30 - News Summary
23:40 - Why I Want To See Whigfield At Stadium
23:45 - Get Hen!
00:30 - Violinists on Acid
01:00 - End of transmission (resumes at 06:00)

5CI's 25th season is OK

Just so you know.

Coming soon from the makers of Camperton Bay:

DARTMOUTH: SEASON TWENTYstarting tomorrow at 19:45
before 5CI

Camperton Bay is not new

NTR knows that it's the third season but still knows that they're treating it as a separate new show.

They feel OK

Camperton Bay reaches it's third season with six more episodes, totalling the number of episodes to eighteen.
It's a promising new start for a promising new show.

New on NTR

Like it's promise
Like it's feeling good
CAMPERTON BAY - NEW SEASON TOMORROW NIGHT AT 21:45 ON NTR

It's a Sachonabo Christmas!

Probably not.
RTP decided to revoke their contract with Sachonabo.

I think I'm having a relapse

What's with all this random posting?
Suddenly it feels like PIPI HAHAMOGGIES 2.0.

Money?

Continue?

Answers:

NTR isn't that receptive to anime.

Anime on NTR?

Requests:

PLEAS SHOW DORAEMON

PLEASH SOHW PHIAESND ANDFSA FENRB

PLAWESKJF SOKHW POJEAWKÉMON

I like Superkong 74

The best game ever?






The best game ever!

300 years of Hong Kong 97

Remember that movie?
HONG KONG 67
or
HONG HONG 107

5CI houses


Some counts

I have counts
Some counts
Lots of counts
5CI is a good show

NTR 5CI launched today

FINALLY!!!

Russia, Firefox, Linux

Look, Russia has been binge-watching this blog.
Technically I want to make content suitable to Russians.

domingo, 21 de dezembro de 2014

Not much money

to buy Tsum Tsum toys
oh well

Some trips

I FEEL TRIPPY
wow

NTR doesn't show Athipookal

We are like 777 Casino, as long as we're Athipookal-free.

NTR 5CI launches tomorrow


New channel from NTR

NTR needs ratings

NTR is one of the most-watched channels, to say the least.
SOON: NTR Dramas

NTR's channels

NTR
NTR Culture
NTR News
NTR Sports
NTR Kids
NTR World
soon to launch: NTR Tom R. Toe

Free trips to Sachonabo are possible

Yes, they are possible
E se passásse-mos para a mesa!

Soon on NTR Sports

Exclusive coverage of the 3rd division of the Himalayan Amateur Football League, the AFA Champions Lig and the Richard Littlejohn Football Cup.

What's a driving rang?

A driving range for illiterate people.

NTR Morning News

The show that makes you feel at home

NTR - Schedule for December 22nd, 2014

06:00 - Morning News
09:00 - The People of the Valley
09:30 - Trance TV
10:00 - Noteworthy Notes
10:30 - Wildly Awful
11:00 - Sport Hole
12:00 - News at Twelve
12:30 - AFA Champions Lig: Obonsam vs. Besu
14:55 - News Summary
15:10 - i have a condition
15:17 - Then she lit up a candle/Uu chinito pecando
16:00 - News at Four
16:10 - Tom R. Toe's Farm
16:20 - confused?!
16:25 - Cow and Chicken
16:50 - Race Tin Flash N Dash SX: England
17:15 - Lewis Rudkin SX: England
17:30 - Newsceleb
17:35 - Grudge Hill
18:00 - News at Six
18:30 - Cattle Farm
19:00 - Castle Games
20:00 - 5CI
20:30 - Pointful
21:00 - News at Nine
21:45 - Lavish Movie Night: Too Many Ostriches
22:40 - Curley results
22:45 - as 21:45 (continues)
23:30 - News Summary
23:40 - Nuno Eirókavo is pretentious
00:15 - Hot Lava Java
00:30 - Ti'Anica
01:30 - end of transmission (resumes at 06:00)

We all have 1M$

I feel rich now.
Can I go to Sachonabo?


OK



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I have Tylenol

Have you seen my Tylenol?
sistema de curso

Join the Vergallion

The Vergallion calls on you.
You can achieve total stardom and host low-budget community shows in the Bay Area.
Call me now!

Sachonabo launches literary genre

Everybody's a Almerim's Sachonabo.
A new literary genre was created.
It's called "vomit reading".

Mastin at Sachonabo again

Once again at Sachonabo due to heavy requests.

Still bored

Try this for size: 0891 55 00 55

We need Ceylinco Life

Why can't Sri Lankan companies invest in Portugal?
We need it.
And Commercial Credit.
And Munchee.
And Bank of Ceylon.

Hate to be bad

But hate to be good
(song lyrics)

Nine glorious years of Continue


(cake by teamsonic123)

YES/NO/CONTINUE

Also tomorrow on NTR: Ti' Anica

The low-budget Portuguese Titanic.

Tomorrow on NTR: Too Many Ostriches

Low-budget Disney movie about a bloke who goes to a national park with more ostriches than on the brochure.

Why 5CI is good

It's a good show, tons of seasons and over 500 episodes.
I like the characters, the plots and the storyline.

Why I hate Milano Mario

The team is awful
Go Samtron
Go 5CI
Go Athipookal
Go Pipi
Go Hahamoggies

It has to be

Descontrair é tem que ser no Alfa.

How do you feel watching 5CI?

1 - OK
2 - It's the best show
3 - Man O Man
4 - Gunk Iller

Why am I doing this to me?

Why am I taking hallucinations?
5CI forever

What' your favorite episode of 5CI?


There are over 500 episodes but still my favorite is the one that features this for one minute:

Portuñolese

TVI will start broadcasting in Portuñolese. The language attracts more viewers because they just want a full service in their language.

MBC - Schedule for December 22nd, 2014

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05:30 - Morning Delectations
With Anne, Rene, Claus and Soren.
07:00 - MBC News Today
With Richard Littlejohn and some bloke made on Paint.
08:10 - Kingdouble ad
08:15 - Fish Hooks
08:20 - Athipookal
09:45 - Ecological Operators 140
Yet another episode of the famed Italian series everybody likes. Sponsored by Fotoringhiere Blasio. (Producer: Mauro Maura)
10:30 - Fish Hooks
10:55 - Llaves en Acapulco
Cheaply-dubbed Mexican telenovela about a group of keys living in Acapulco. (Producer: Cheese Pirito)
11:00 - Fish Hooks
11:15 - Phineas and Ferb
(Because we're contractually obliged to air it.)
12:00 - Fish Hooks
12:05 - MBC Newsdesk
Summary.
12:10 - now that's what I call a fat arse! 23
13:00 - Fish Hooks
13:30 - Movie: Ecuadorian Acid Trip
15:15 - Secret Monologs with Artist Hayles
15:25 - Euroipods ad
15:30 - Fish Hooks
15:40 - INTERCEPTOR
15:55 - Hot Afternoon
The worst afternoon show ever.
16:15 - Fish Hooks
17:15 - Celebrity Drugs
Telenovela about a female celebrity who carries illicit items on her bag on an airport.
17:55 - Carpet Festival
Music videos starring bands composed entirely of anthropomorhic carpets that sing.
18:20 - now that's what I call a fat arse! 23
YTP version
19:10 - Ciocotossico 7: In The Big City
Cult Italian series about a group of toxicodependents in a big city.
19:45 - Khyber in the Big City
Show about a merman who has to cope with life in the big city. (Producer: Khyber Waterman)
20:25 - Weather
20:30 - MBC Newsdesk
21:00 - MBC Gossipdesk
21:30 - Fish Hooks
21:35 - Movie Cinema: Fish Hooks: Across the Darwin the Merman Dimension
22:45 - Doraemon Gets Celebrity Vomit
22:50 - Grande Porcello
Live from the Grande Porcello house.
23:10 - Game TV
Big Look Circus: The Game
23:55 - News Summary
00:05 - Get Hen!
Interactive Japanese game show.
00:40 - Fish Hooks
01:30 - Toxic Raves
02:30 - Toxic Rabies

quarta-feira, 17 de dezembro de 2014

Tom R. Toe tomorrow night on 777 Casino's K-POP square

777 Casino's K-POP square will focus on non-K-POP music for the first time.
The special guest will be Tom R. Toe.

Next week on TVK

Christmas specials of Athipookal and others
Behind-the scenes of Athipookal
Persian Medallion to be reduced to ten minutes
Persian Vergallion to be reduced to five minutes

TVI-ITN tomorrow

06:00 - Athipookal
13:00 - News
14:00 - Athipookal
20:00 - News
21:00 - Athipookal
00:00 - Athipookal talk shows
01:00 - Athipookal

No Athipookal tonight on all Portuguese channelsthat bought it

RTP 1
TVK
TVI-ITN
and others
777 Casino is not affected.

domingo, 14 de dezembro de 2014

TVK - Schedule for December 15th, 2014


06:00 - As 777 Casino
07:00 - TVK News
07:30 - Fort Boyard: Ice Paradise
08:30 - Athipookal
09:00 - TVK News
09:30 - Fort Boyard: Ocean Base
10:30 - Fort Boyard: an apartment
11:30 - Adventures of Sonic EXE the Hedgehog
Television series from an alternate dimension produced in 666. To win a free episode, call 707 33 44. Kekas prekosis!
12:00 - TVK News
12:45 - TVK Sports
13:25 - Tekken: The Drama
Japanese drama series based on the always popular video game series.
13:37 - the 1337 show
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14:00 - TVK News
14:05 - News in Khmer
14:10 - News in Sinhala
14:15 - sonic.exe
We just wanted to air the movie because we could.
14:30 - Chimp on a Bike
Simple comic pratfalls with a semi-trained circus chimp designed to amuse and sedate viewers recovering from a night of unbelievable excess. (Producer: Helen Back)
15:00 - Persian Medallion
Follow your spirit.
Capture the light.
Surrender your soul.
Celebrate the POWER of
Pure Gold
PRIMA GOLD
          GOLD MASTER
       MIKURA
            AL-SHAHBA
       TACORI
Persian Medallion. Two hours of live jewelry bids for the dishearted.
17:00 - TVK News
17:15 - Persian Vergallion
Open your wallet.
Capture the video.
Celebrate the power of
Pure Glitter
BRIMO GORD
GORD BLASTER
ESFIRRA
AL-JAZEERA
MY KIBE
TAKARO
Persian Vergallion. Because nobody understands our jewelry bids.
17:45 - Mick Hucknall in Japan
Episode 6: Niigata. In this episode, Mick Hucknall gives a concert at the Tori Messe, then he becomes a drug dealer. (Producer: Dan Baian)
18:30 - Uncle Grandpa in my Pocket
19:00 - TVK News
20:00 - Movie Cinema: Nobita's Dinosaur
Nobita protected a dinosaur from hunters from the future who wanted to kill it and sent it to the past. Because of an error, Nobita and his friends came back to the past by the time machine and moved the dinosaur from North America to Japan. They the met the hunters and ran away. However, the dinosaur with Nobita and his friends was caught. The Tyrannosaurus and universe-police helped them and gave the dinosaur freedom and let it roam in nature. Nobita and his friends come back to the 20th century. (1980 JP; 1997 UK)
DORAEMON: Rowan Atkinson
NOBITA: Peter Bennet-Jones
SHIZUKA: Tim Bevan
SUNEO: Richard Curtis
JAIAN: Eric Fellner
ADDITIONALS: Rebecca O'Brien; Sue Vertue
21:45 - Doraemon
At primetime in order to compete with the telenovelas on the crappy channels.
22:45 - Fish Hooks
23:30 - TVK News
23:45 - 200% Portugal
Extremely ludicrous talent show.
00:15 - Persian Medallion
Rerun at 2x speed.
01:15 - why do you care about whose stuff is whose
01:30 - End of transmission
Hope you had a wonderful day. As always, at 01:30, because we can't afford an extra half hour.

Gamtec acquires TVI-ITN

After only a few hours of speculation, Gamtec, the owners of 777 Casino, have just announced the acquisition of TVI-ITN, the company has also announced the acquisition of Athipookal.

sexta-feira, 5 de dezembro de 2014

Clarence in Portuguese

So fun!

Do what I want to do

Commanding
you
to
make
exempt
posts.

Welcome to Central Vuvuzelas

tomorrow night on Aqua
21:00 CET

Aqua

My favorite TV channel

I want your farce

Surely?
Really?
I just don't understand.

FIAPETASBIT's workforce improved

It improved by 10%.
Wonderfully good.

Clarence to host the news on all Portuguese channels at 20:00 tomorrow

This will be unique.
Clarence will host the news.
On the main channels.
At 20:00.
He has unnoticed powers.

I still believe in Euroipods

File:Euroipods1.jpg

I believe in Euroipods

Ipodad

quinta-feira, 4 de dezembro de 2014

segunda-feira, 1 de dezembro de 2014

Donor Brother tomorrow

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TVI launches Tamil channel

Tomorrow TVI will launch a Tamil channel using assets from various Tamil media companies.