Eurovision Song Contest 2015 - What to expect

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VENUE: Somewhere abandoned in Vienna
PRESENTERS: Conchita Wurst and a woman whose alter ego is a man
COUNTRIES:
PORTUGAL will be represented by someone who's barely literate and can't make it past the final.
FRANCE will not take part because TWIN TWIN set a new low for the country.
ISRAEL will be represented once more by Dana International, as there has been a wildcard decision from the country.
Due to a severe lack of budget, ROMANIA will sing the same song from last year.
INTERVAL ACT: All interval acts are performed by Dana International, with her performance of DIVA on the final.
TOP 3: Estonia's cringeworthy song at third place, some rave song from Slovakia in 2nd place and Ákos Abonyi from Hungary at 1st place.